Saturday, October 01, 2005

Sales Tour: Part Three

Oh dear... I've never mentioned this before, I'm afraid, but... I'm terribly frightened of heights.

McDooku's: Kashyyyk is not a good place for me... I feel a little faint...
But the food soon perked me up. Kashyyyk is covered in all kinds of utterly unappetizing beasts, but the cooks there can turn them into absolutely spiffing delicacies. I came across one burger which had no name on the menu, and asked them what variety of outlandish meat it contained. The cook - a Dug - muttered something about wookiees and scurried away as quickly as he could.

Despite this setback, McDooku's: Kashyyyk was awarded the Big Sith Tick, and I'm off once again. Next stop: Taloraan.


Blogger JawaJuice said...

Wait...are you saying the burger was made of Wookiee? And the Wookiess were eating Wookiee?
*shakes angry Charlton Heston like fist in the air*

8:36 AM  
Blogger Adi Gallia said...

Hmm, Isn't it kind of hard to scrape the hair off of a dead wookie? I heard somewhere that when Wookies die, their hair sort of freezes to their bodies. I have also learned that they are poisonous. I wonder how the cooks get around those sort of things.

10:15 AM  
Blogger jedisiri said...


8:25 PM  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

Yes, JJ, of McDooku's failed McSoylent Meal, this reminds me.

8:37 PM  
Blogger Qui-Gon Jinn said...

Oh, wow,
Master Dooku don't you have a, like, environmentally safe vegan alternative, man?
That is so heavy, man.

12:49 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Eww, I almost puked all over my spats.

9:10 AM  
Blogger Noel of Neptonian said...

Dooku I have a new resort ship opening up and got some empty space for a resturant. If you are intrested let me know. I think the visitors will love a McDooku's, and I'm certain it will be profitable.

12:11 PM  
Blogger Jo Jo The Monkeyboy's Ghost said...

Does McDooku's serve bananas?

Hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha!

1:55 PM  
Blogger Leia said...

Wookiees probably don't mind much, seeing as how they hold hairball-eating contests.

6:09 PM  
Blogger Tahl said...

Chocolate chip wookiees. Have you been watching A Great and Majestic Empire by any chance?

9:31 PM  
Blogger master plo koon said...

when will u post again

7:33 PM  
Blogger Jabafatboy said...

The poison in the wookie burgers is neutralized by the Sheer amount of whiskey a person has had to drink in order to keep it down. Face it when your that drunk you can pretty much eat anything.

2:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think dooku oh i don't know......................

Was engaged in combat with two jedi knites and got his hands and head choped off by one.

Just a guese

12:09 PM  
Blogger Logan said...

Hi my name is Logan. I am 7. I loved your story about McDooku's, it's funny.

5:55 PM  
Anonymous Mandalore said...

Hmmmm....we may need to get a McDooku's on Mandalore!

5:07 PM  
Anonymous Jedi Knight of the New Jedi Order said...

So when is McDooku's coming to Taloraan?

9:07 PM  
Blogger cooltopten said...

can i have a ewok burger?

4:45 AM  
Blogger Mr. Bennet said...

Are you still around? How about making a comeback by winning The Company Apprentice?

4:56 PM  
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