Monday, August 08, 2005

Oh... FIDDLESTICKS!

I'm terribly sorry I haven't been able to post on my STRONGER WITH THE FORCE THAN DOOKU, YODA IS blog lately, but that Master Yoda is so childish, and STRONGER WITH THE FORCE THAN DOOKU, YODA IS I just had to get him in my tribe for Survivor: Tatooine STRONGER WITH THE FORCE THAN DOOKU, YODA IS. Really, you'd think that a STRONGER WITH THE FORCE THAN DOOKU, YODA IS nine-hundred-year-old would have slapped together STRONGER WITH THE FORCE THAN DOOKU, YODA IS a few manners over the centuries, what? This STRONGER WITH THE FORCE THAN DOOKU, YODA IS laptop is infested with bothersome viruses, and my e-mail account is filled with what I believe is called "spam", both from Yoda. The reason STRONGER WITH THE FORCE THAN DOOKU, YODA IS that this ridiculous (and UTTERLY untrue) statement keeps appearing at random in my writing is because STRONGER WITH THE FORCE THAN DOOKU, YODA IS - oh, *do* shut up - Yoda put it here. I can't type a single word without a load of garbage revealing itself here and there. Oh, I'll get that childish little prankster... STRONGER WITH THE FORCE THAN DOOKU, YODA IS

So there. Whip your butt I can, Dooku, both with a lightsabre and with your computer.

15 Comments:

Blogger jedisiri said...

oh i feel ...*faint*

12:32 AM  
Blogger General Grievous said...

That green monkey is very cruel, how dare he mess with a Sith Lord's laptop *cough*

1:49 AM  
Blogger flu said...

Oh-ho-HO!

So, Dooku!... The Master has hacked the system and guessed your password, hmm? Guess you should've chosen something other than TOPHAT! The Master had foreseen it!...and frankly, we ALL guessed it!

...and now, Dooku, you prolly wish you had paid that seemingly outrageous amount for the anti-spam-blocker-virus-pop-up-real-time-protection-hacker stuff! Don't cha, Dooku! It seems more reasonable now, don't it! I have installed it!

And so, Dooku, now with your infested laptop, Dooku, and your sand-smattered tophat, Dooku, you might feel all give-out, Dooku, That's right!...do you feel like giving up, giving-in, and getting away! Well, tough cookies, Dooku! This ain't no Snickers commercial!

awwww, yeah, boyyyy!

7:16 AM  
Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

What is a fiddlestick, G?

9:03 AM  
Blogger owenlars said...

Yoda can piss people off like that.

1:27 PM  
Blogger Aayla Secura said...

What an awful prank...but props to Yoda for pulling it off.

4:07 PM  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

That was petty of Yoda. But pretty damn funny. :)

7:02 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I didn't know Yoda had some l337 haxxor skillz, but he's been around a while. I guess he's picked up a few things.

6:47 AM  
Blogger Darth Maul said...

You let a Jedi hack into your laptop? A green Jedi? For shame.

7:29 AM  
Blogger Master Ki-Adi-Mundi said...

Such childishness...*struggles to contain chuckles.* Must. . .not. . .laugh. . .

7:47 PM  
Blogger Leia said...

So many subliminal messages.

7:37 PM  
Blogger Oola said...

Lord Maul.Green happens to be the sexiest color ever.

7:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

while red and black... *snicker*

7:58 AM  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

One thing to say, I have...
STRONGER WITH THE FORCE THAN DOOKU, YODA IS.

4:29 PM  
Blogger J. Fandango said...

I 'gree with Oola.

4:53 PM  

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