Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Sith Lords Anonymous

I've been feeling listless lately... if you look back at my past entries, that young Fluke Starbucker has been commenting a lot on my dark side life.


And now, the latest post on his blog has really brought me back. So today I went to downtown Coruscant and joined Sith Lords Anonymous. It's an absolutely smashing rehabilitaton group for incurably evil dark lords. You see, I'm sick of the dark side. I just want to get back to playing my guitar, and having tea and crumpets, and baking biscuits.

Sith Lords Anonymous. They're wonderful people, really. It's run by Master Windu, he's not a Sith Lord, but he tells us he came close once or twice. We all get together and talk about our feelings once a week, and I think it really helps. Well, we'll see. Thank you Fluke, old chap, for putting me back on the straight and narrow.

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Blogger Qui-Gon Jinn said...

Oh. Wow. Master.
Just to, like, let you know, and stuff, I am really glad that you are making that conscious effort to return to the music scene. That and, um, the Light Side too.
Maybe we can do a reunion gig. Like a Freak Out concert in the park. I mean, if the Stolling Rones can do it, we can for, like, sure.
I'll even make you some of that Trillian Shellfish bisque that you loved so much.
I'm, like, behind you, man.
With love, admiration and a plate of wicked brownies,

7:42 PM  
Blogger flu said...

Master Dooku! I'm so proud.

I know there is good in you! I feel it in conflict with the dark side! The memories I stirred in you represent your true self. You've only forgotten. I know there is good in you. The Emperor hasn't driven it from you fully. That is why you couldn't destroy me. That's why you won't bring me to your Emperor now. Search your feelings. You can do this. I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate.

Wait, that's the speech I'm saving for my dad... Oh, well...happy for you just the same.

6:34 AM  
Blogger flu said...

Wait, Dooku... if you successfully rehab... who then will I chastize for their loyalty to the Dark Side? Eh, Dooku?

No other Sith Lords are as active in their blogs as you, Dooku!

No other Sith Lord compliments my yearnings for reaching out in the name of the good side, or the light side, or whatever the opposite side of the Dark Side is... Dooku!

No other Sith Lord has a name that sounds so cool in such a way that it's worth repeating over and over with exclamation points and bold text and stuff!....Dooku!

If you go through with this, Dooku, our relationship may be irreparably ruined! Like "Happy Days" when Fonzie jumped the shark, or "Moonlighting" when Maddie and David finally hooked up...NO ONE TUNED IN AFTER THAT!....Dooku!

Hmmmm...Well, Dooku, I guess I do genuinely and earnestly want you to turn from your evil ways, Dooku... but, all things considered, I must look upon this as a bittersweet victory...Dooku!

Good luck with your 12 step program!

*thinks to self..."something's not quite right here....I wish Admiral Ackbar was around to tell me if this is a trap or not."


8:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

perhaps you could pick up a guitar and refresh your memory?

8:44 AM  
Blogger Leia said...

You must join with us, Dooku. You must join with the Light. It would be wise, my friend. Your love of the Leaf has clearly slowed your mind.

12:20 PM  

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